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I've tried searching but i cant find which dane cook skit this is from
Heres a quote:
"Have you ever been in a relationship and about three months in, out of the blue, you look at the person and think, "I wish they would just swallow a knife. I wish they would go to drink some Crystal Light and instead drink a knife." And I know some of you are like, "That is just not possible, Dane. You could not drink a knife. Crystal Light is a clear container, you would see a knife inside and say, 'I'd better not drink that. That is not a delicious beverage, that's a knife.' Even if you got to the point of pouring it, you would hear a knife-like sound hit the glass and you'd say, 'Oh my God, I can't believe I almost drank a knife. I'd better put this over here.'
Thanks
Heres a quote:
"Have you ever been in a relationship and about three months in, out of the blue, you look at the person and think, "I wish they would just swallow a knife. I wish they would go to drink some Crystal Light and instead drink a knife." And I know some of you are like, "That is just not possible, Dane. You could not drink a knife. Crystal Light is a clear container, you would see a knife inside and say, 'I'd better not drink that. That is not a delicious beverage, that's a knife.' Even if you got to the point of pouring it, you would hear a knife-like sound hit the glass and you'd say, 'Oh my God, I can't believe I almost drank a knife. I'd better put this over here.'
Thanks