Which authors would you put in each of the following categories based solely on their...

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...names...? The author whose name sounds the:

Most intelligent:

Scariest:

Silliest:

Most lyrical:

Friendliest:

Harshest:

Richest:

Poorest:

Least author-like:

Blandest:
 
Most intelligent: Alexander McCall Smith

Scariest: Edgar Allen Poe

Silliest: Stephenie Meyer

Most lyrical: Diane Mott Davidson

Friendliest: Mitch Albom

Harshest: Tom Clancy

Richest: JK Rowling

Poorest: Mattie JT Stepanek

Least author-like: David Baldacci (His name just sounds like an attorney rather than an author!)

Blandest: Arthur Conan Doyle
 
Most intelligent: Cassandra Clare, Libba Bray, Stephenie Meyer, R.K. Rowling, and Alyson Noel!!

They are VERY intelligent for creating the most wonderful stories.
 
It's at times like these I'm so glad I keep a list of books and authors I've read.

Most intelligent: Simon Wiesenthal. Both his first and last name simply ring with intelligence.

Scariest: Gary Soto. He definitely lives in that creepy mansion everyone is afraid to go near at night.

Silliest: J.K. Rowling sound like a strange pseudonym.

Most lyrical: Caroline B. Cooney. The name is so fluid, and Caroline Cooney sounds like a cute alliteration or something.

Friendliest: Harper Lee. Reminds me of someone really peaceful who'd just be really sweet and not in the least bit judgemental.

Harshest: Margaret George. The name Margaret reminds me of an old lady who hits people with a stick.

Richest: Annette Curtis Klause. She sounds like someone from London who lives in extreme ritches (I know I'm way off there).

Poorest: Ray Bradbury sounds like a hobo.

Least author-like: Stephenie Meyer. Her name sounds like someone who'd be a typical person, maybe someone who was into telemarketing.

Blandest: Jane Austen. It's a pretty bland name.
 
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