Whew it's hot out here! Summer Mini-Rants

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What the fuck is it with old people (especially men) and going to the doctor? JUST FUCKING GO!!!! It's like you want to be in pain. Hmmm, suddenly can't walk more than a block without having to stop due to pain in your hip? Well, I'm sure that'll just heal up on its own. If not, just live with it. A medical professional certainly won't be of any help.
Dunno if I qualify as old (age 54), and I don't have to stop when my pelvis hurts (although it does get pretty bad), but the last time I sought medical attention for it, the doctor's medical treatment was to tell me to lose weight.
 
We just waited 5 minutes for the freaking turn signal, why does it take 30 seconds for your dinosaur brain to process green arrow = remove foot from brake/press gas pedal?That light cycle really took 5 minutes (I timed it) I am not waiting through another one because they hand out driver's licenses to T. Rex's.


Thanks for starting the new mini-rants, I didn't want that responsibility.
 
I don't know what kind of crazy world some people live in, but DUIs don't "just happen sometimes" in my universe!

We were at a birthday party for a 4 year old, and the father's cousin was there. (Extended family is always at their kids' parties ... close family.) She had a bandanna wrapped around her left leg, and when I asked her if it was some sort of fashion statement, she told me it was to cover up her house-arrest anklet that she got for a DUI. I made a slightly snarky comment, and another guest (someone I've been acquainted with for 10+ years) shrugged and said, "Eh ... it happens."

WTF??

No, dumbass, DUIs don't just "happen". Morons get drunk/tipsy/whatever you wanna call it and then CHOOSE to drive! That's the kind of casual attitude that gets you 14k fatalities in 2008 due to drunk drivers (from here http://www.alcoholalert.com/drunk-driving-statistics.html). I've never really liked this person, and every now and then I remember why.
 
I forgot my other rant. Thanks AT&T. I rarely ever need to receive a phone call but today I called my doctor for an Rx that he mentioned for my chronic hives, after waiting hours for a call back I discover that I am unable to receive phone calls. How do you manage to have some major problem with the cell phone towers the one day I actually need to receive a call?
 
Wow, I love getting sick on my favorite holiday and not being able to go outside and see fireworks. That was exactly what I was hoping for.
Next year, try for an all day rainstorm.
Your holiday is still ruined, but you feel well enough to really want to party all day and light off bombs all night.
 
You don't call 'em eavestroughs? No eavestroughs on your parkades? :D

(You have encouraged me to look it up; yup, usage is Canadian. Whaddyaknow?)
 
Not all punctuation. But the US standard (unlike UK usage) is that periods (and commas) always go inside quotation marks, which I assume is what Shot from Guns was referring to.

Oh, is that what she's talking about? It's perfectly acceptable usage. I find it odd that she who rails against prescriptivism would engage in it herself when it suits her. But I guess that's bound to happen when you perceive a personal attack because somebody calls out baby-talk slang that you happen to hold dear.
 
Hey Lady -

I'm not trying to step on your toes. I'm not trying to rain on your parade. I'm not trying to exclude you from this meeting. I merely, simply, unexplicably forgot that you said you couldn't come on Sunday, okay? It was bound to happen - at current record we have had over 57 replies to the email discussing this meeting. I was trying to accomodate one person and accidentally excluded another. It was not a personal slight against you!

And I resent that you have to make this a pissing contest rather than an opportunity for all of us to work together to make something better. You are so eager to be miss center of our universe that you have to insinuate that i don't count because i've not been around as long as you. That's fine. I have better things to concentrate on than areas you feel fall under your jurisdiction.

So here's the hours of work I put in to making the event better. You can use them or delete them - that's up to you.

I've got a real life, I'm going to go concentrate on that now. Have fun filling your life with unnecessary drama. To plagarize Miss Underwood slightly, "I might have saved a little trouble for the next girl. Cause the next time that you bleat, you know it won't be at me."
 
At least no one is making graphic threats.
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Not yet, but by my calculations we probably aren't far off that mark. Everbody has their limit and I don't think we can keep functioning like this, a large fraction of posters will demand we stop. I think it's reached a terminus. I will probably be forced to wear the cone of shame for my part in this.
 
Yikes, LavenderBlue. You may have run into my sister.

Two weeks ago we almost had an all out brawl during our family's camping trip.

She believes all health issues are caused by toxins. She explained to me that Autism is on the rise because there are 'toxins in our vaccines'.

I tried to talk it out. You know Lancet repudiating his study, the rise of certain diseases that had almost all but disappeared, but this was viewed as an 'attack' and I should 'accept her point of view'.

It was as if I were staring at...not my sister... Gah. I almost cried.

She firmly believes that ALL medical issues (cancer, aids, you name it) is caused by our toxin laden diet and that we can cure all medical issues by eating a raw food vegan diet just like her and drinking non-acidic water from a $5,000 machine.
 
Alrighty-then.

Why do I get a wasp in my house every time I open the back door to let the cats roam free in our cat-proofed yard?
 
Stupid fucking greedy self-entitled customers.

"I read on a message board that your company is giving away free stuff"
That is not true.
"I think you're wrong. I want free stuff"
We're not giving away free stuff.
"What is your name? Let me talk to your manager! I demand free stuff"
No, you can't speak to my manager, we're not giving things away.
"I demand to speak to someone else. You're not helping me. Give me free stuff right now or I'm going to write a letter of complaint to your company. You're just messing with me! Get your boss on the line right now!"

You know bitch, I got better things to do than to mess with someone on the phone. If we were giving away free shit, I'd be glad to give it to you. BUT WE ARE NOT. So fuck off you parasite.
 
I've never done chiro before, so I don't know how much they charge. I just know that they're good enough to be recommended by my therapist, and that my back and shoulder hurt.

My therapist's session fee is up to around $110 or $120 nowadays, though. I'm using that as a rough estimate.

All the stuff you're complaining about would have been described in the documentation you should have read before you signed up for it. If you want to say "health plans like this blow!" I will agree with you 100%. But don't complain that you didn't know; if you didn't, it was your own fault.

Darlin, why do you feel a need to pick fights with me? On every little thing, including making up circumstances which don't exist? I never said I didn't know. However, the insurance scams being what they are, I was really fucking lucky that anyone agreed to cover me, at all. It's not like I had any kind of choice in choosing a plan, unless you count "go without insurance and pay hundreds of thousands of dollars out of pocket" as a "choice."

I am really fucking sick of caps on medical coverage that is claimed to be 100% coverage. It is a LIE that it's 100% when they have such ridiculously low caps on care. Yes, I knew it was a lie. It was this or nothing. I'm tired of being screwed no matter what I do.

That's assuming, of course, that you had a choice of health plans, versus everyone in your company being covered under the same plan.

I don't have company health insurance. I pay for this myself, because I've not had a corporate job ever last long enough to rely on their coverage. Until the new rules for pre-existing conditions phase in, I'm absolutely screwed if my coverage ever lapses. This was the only plan I could (barely) afford the premiums on. The deductible gets partially written off by the hospital under charity care, and the rest... well, sometimes I might have a spare $20 to throw their way.

So now I find myself in a situation where I need healthcare, but I'll need to stop, whether I'm well again or not, once we hit the $1000 mark. That pisses me off. Bean counters have no business telling me how much care I need. That's my doctor's job.

On the limited visits for therapy thing: Assuming you live in the U.S. (and I can't imagine otherwise), those limits are due to be removed by the changes to the Mental Health Parity Act. The new bits are phasing in, though, so I'm not sure when it will take effect.

I know this too. Doesn't change the fact that I'm drowning in medical debt because I've dealt with coverage limits on healthcare that I really need for the last 5 years. I can't wait for the new rules to go into effect, but that's years away, and I'm broke right now.
 
Oh, is that what she's talking about? It's perfectly acceptable usage. I find it odd that she who rails against prescriptivism would engage in it herself when it suits her. But I guess that's bound to happen when you perceive a personal attack because somebody calls out baby-talk slang that you happen to hold dear.
Orthography and vocabulary/speech are two very different things. The former is an artificial construction created to represent speech visually, and is highly subject to rules to ensure readability. The latter is natural and is not subject to those same rules.

That's my mini-rant for the day. People who conflate word usage and grammar with punctuation usage and spelling. They do not fall under the same umbrella.

That all said, I've got no personal problem with how you used the punctuation. :p
 
Finally news -- he has a stent and is on a ventilator. He has not regained consciousness. :(
Ugh. Hopefully he just needs a little time to recover. I don't know much about this sort of thing, so I can't say whether that's false hope or not. :(
 
Yikes, LavenderBlue. You may have run into my sister.

Two weeks ago we almost had an all out brawl during our family's camping trip.

She believes all health issues are caused by toxins. She explained to me that Autism is on the rise because there are 'toxins in our vaccines'.

I tried to talk it out. You know Lancet repudiating his study, the rise of certain diseases that had almost all but disappeared, but this was viewed as an 'attack' and I should 'accept her point of view'.

It was as if I were staring at...not my sister... Gah. I almost cried.

She firmly believes that ALL medical issues (cancer, aids, you name it) is caused by our toxin laden diet and that we can cure all medical issues by eating a raw food vegan diet just like her and drinking non-acidic water from a $5,000 machine.

I have no idea how you tolerate your sister without your brain exploding.

FYI, the reason autism is really on the rise is because fewer kids being labeled learned disabled or mentally retarded.

Here's a very good study on the subject to send her if you dare:

http://pediatrics.aappublications.org/cgi/content/abstract/117/4/1028

RESULTS. The average administrative prevalence of autism among children increased from 0.6 to 3.1 per 1000 from 1994 to 2003. By 2003, only 17 states had a special education prevalence of autism that was within the range of recent epidemiological estimates. During the same period, the prevalence of mental retardation and learning disabilities declined by 2.8 and 8.3 per 1000, respectively. Higher autism prevalence was significantly associated with corresponding declines in the prevalence of mental retardation and learning disabilities.
 
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