Whew it's hot out here! Summer Mini-Rants

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Damn the humidity!

Last night, when I got home from some volunteer work, I took the Pyrex mixing bowl that was catching my air conditioner drip (it's that effing humid! I never had to do that before) to the kitchen sink to empty it. I spilled a little water on the floor and was going to mop it up as soon as I put the bowl back under the drip.:smack: Note to self: vinyl flooring is slick when there's water on it. Mop first!

I went sailing. When I landed, I took a minute to figure out just how I was going to go get the broom without cutting my bare feet to ribbons from the remnents of the Pyrex bowl. I managed to do this, but while sweeping up the mess, I noticed something wet and sticky on my hand. I looked down to find the front of my shirt and the broom handle streaked with blood. Yeesh!

I determined the source of the blood: two cuts on my left middle finger. It took a while to get it to stop bleeding enough to determine the depth of the cuts. Fortunately, the big one came just short of having to go for stitches.

I patched myself up, finished the cleanup and thought everything was cool. Today, I stepped on another piece of glass buried in my living room carpet (it borders the part of the kitchen where I fell). Now, I'm the band-aid queen. :(
 
Dear mom and husband,

You are both acting like children. Mom, I will no longer visit you unless my brother-in-law and sister are there to be a buffer. We all get along wonderfully then; however, when it's just me and my husband, you turn into a judgmental, weepy mess. I knew that visiting you right now was probably a mistake, but you seemed to need some support, so I came anyway. I wish I hadn't, but you profess to be glad I did, even though your actions bely your words.

Husband, here's a thought: not everything is a slight to your character or a threat to your authority with our son. If we're in someone else's house, their rules apply unless they're threatening the safety of our children or the bounds of good sense. As such, if my mom says it's okay for our son to have a lot of toys on the floor with the understanding that he'll be responsible for picking them up later, there is absolutely no reason for you to threaten to take some away unless he cleans up now. And it's rude to walk off in a huff because someone disagrees with you. Further, if you feel compelled to ask me if maybe you overreacted and perhaps you should apologize, you already have your answer and you know it.

Similarly, mom, there is no reason for you to burst into tears when my husband attempts to discipline our son. I don't agree with him in this case, however, you often cry when my husband disciplines our son, especially when our son goes into screaming mode. It may not have occurred to you, but having a sympathetic, sobbing audience makes things worse, not better. And my husband isn't some monster who abuses his child. Yes, he sometimes has a too-short fuse. He's working on it, but it makes it all the more difficult to do when you're crying. Kids are smart and he's milking your sympathy for all it's worth. So knock it off. Please.

Oh, yeah, and did I mention that your hand-wringing is driving me nuts? Who the hell takes a very stressful weekend, then decides to have a cookout with 15 family members? Furthermore, who the hell has a cookout with linen napkins, fine china and all the "proper" utensils, including a damn dessert fork and wine goblets at every setting?! Honestly! We're eating fucking hot dogs and burgers, for God's sake. And you flipping out because everything wasn't ready, necessitating my intervention to get everything done while managing a clingy baby and kid didn't help. Luckily things worked out. However, I will not be repeating this.

Now, this has been a difficult weekend for everyone. I, for one, could use a stiff drink and some alone time to work out. I've been surrounded, sometimes covered, by children all weekend to keep them out of the fray. Oh, and there's the not-so-little matter of my sister who has had a much more difficult weekend than we could imagine. You know, forced contractions to clean a uterus of a miscarriage will do that to you, I'm sure. The only saving grace is that you blubbered to me, mom, instead of my sister. At least she was spared the effort of comforting you. Now, if you could both go to your respective corners and find something else to do while I call her to make sure she and her husband are well, I'd really, really appreciate it. Thanks.

Cheers (where is my fucking drink when I need it?),

Overly
 
Who knew birds and they're chirping were so damn loud?

Buy earplugs. Seriously. I sleep with them in any night I have my windows open... and any night when the neighborhood's lively. I'll also pop 'em in if I wake up early and am treated to the aforementioned noisy birds, so I can have a chance to get a few more hours of sleep in.
 
Sadly, I doubt it would have mattered if they had authorized you. I've had an insurance company tell me that authorizing a service doesn't guarantee they'll pay for it.

Sorry you got screwed even after you tried to do your part, though. Those fuckers.
 
OH GOD I am getting into it with an anti-vaxer. I say getting into it, she's stomped off after linking to VRAN and calling me a "fucking zombie" but still, OH GOD.

I really just want to call her a child abuser in 72pt blinking lime Comic Sans. I won't. It's not helpful and it's not true and I'd only be doing it because it's one of her buttons (she got into a huge slapfight after calling a fellow mommyblogger a child abuser for letting her kid cry, once, for fives minutes (in 1960!). She's one of THOSE parents. I digress), but anti-vaxers make me absolutely CAPSLOCK FUCKING FURIOUS. Self-serving goddamn back-patting pox-bringers. "I'm too SPECIAL for peer reviewed science! Facts are a tool of the PATRIARCHY! Science is made from CHEMICALS! My self-righteousness is certified ORGANIC! I'm accessing the internet with CRYSTALS! MOMMY-INSTINCT! BIG PHARMA! AUTISM! AUTIIIIIIISM!"

She even made the point that children could be adequately protected with homoeopathy. I nearly exploded.
Hey, if she thinks homeopathy will do the trick, offer to cough on her children. The resistance in your system coming out in a cough should just about equal how useful homeopathy is.
 
Do you get this much sand about words like gonna?

Nope - words like "gonna" and "ain't" and the like were all frowned upon by authority figures when I was a kid, so I was naturally attracted to them. "Sammich", as I said, just sounds infantile. It's called mini-rants, bitches! I don't need to quote fucking linguistics textbooks and the Chicago Manual of Style to back up my argument! I don't like the shit-ass word - it doesn't have to be rational. How's this: In my opinion, you sound like a pillow-licking retard when you say sammich. Is it acceptable according to linguists? Don't give a shit! Still makes you sound like a mongoloid in my book.

If you (generic "you") want to get yourself all het up over something I do regularly, like use the word "retard" or putting the period after the quotation marks, be my guest. I guarantee you I won't care.
 
Were you looking at the guy when he said this? Maybe he meant that there was a mix-up in surgery and there's a duck walking around somewhere with lips.
Now that you mention it, I thought I heard a funny-sounding duck outside...
 
Pedantic. And you soooo shouldn't be throwing stones about pedantry anyway. ;)

Ugh. I said "pedantic" in my head; why did my fingers type the n? Stupid autopilot typing.

And pedantry is just fine when it's my pedantry. Silly rabbit. That's how these things work.

But if finding "sammich" infantile is your idea of boring, have fun staring at shiny objects for amusement, I guess.

There's nothing wrong with shiny objects.
 
From us to 19 year old stepson:

So, why are you letting this guy walk all over you? I was doing my own laundry, helping with family meals, and doing cleaning around the house when I was probably more than ten years younger than this loser. He's a member of the household--and an adult one at that. Start treating him less like a toddler and more like someone who should be contributing--with labor if not with money. He can do his own laundry, clean his own room, help with dusting/vacuuming/cleaning bathroom and kitchen, help with seasonal groundskeeping if it's a house (mowing lawn when there's grass, shoveling in the winter if you get snow), help with meal prep, etc.
 
Which presumably would make the cop shoot back. Not saying that was the reason; just throwing it out as a possibility.

He was a passenger in a car on a routine traffic stop. AFAIK, he gunned them down before they could even react.
 
I would like to buy 30-50 retaining wall blocks off our local used websites, but it turns out you have to be at their door 10 minutes after responding to the ad to get them - too late on four lots of blocks so far! This last time, I was willing to come pay for them hours after the ad went up - still not quick enough. Screw this - I'm just going to buy new. My patience has ended for this game.

And I chipped a front tooth a little bit yesterday, and it has a sharp edge and I can't leave it alone.
 
SFG> None who also work from home. Everyone I know is currently downtown.

Hey, Landlord, you know what pisses me off even more? When your mouthpiece flat out lies to me about the repairs. I called for a status report, they estimate two more hours (after I have to leave, of course), and when I ask why we couldn't have water while waiting all fucking day for the new equipment to arrive, he says it's "that kind of repair" that required the old heaters to be disconnected for the entire time.

Bull. Shit. This was a scheduled repair, as evidenced by the posted letters in the lobby, not an emergency one. If the old heaters were in such bad shape, why did we have water last night, and throughout the entire weekend? Why weren't pipes leaking everywhere?

I'll also note that the water has never been anything but perfectly hot.

Two or three hours is reasonable. Eight-plus hours is not.
 
Attention Time Warner Cable: pull your goddamn heads out of your asses and fix my service already! My service has been out since Saturday; supposedly, someone is coming out tomorrow to fix this problem (my neighbor is affected too). I want to know why the first available appointment was on Tuesday - my service went out on Saturday afternoon! Service was restored everywhere else in the neighborhood - why did you skip two houses?

I'm tired of posting from my cell phone, but at least it works.

Eek! Now you jinxed it! Quick knock on something!
 
Olives, some companies will allow a retroactive auth....I would call the insurance company, see if you can file a petition in writing and what the process is.

MY doc forgot to get a preauth for one of my meds, got some bills for 12K....thankfully, after 6 months of wrangling, I found out yesterday they are back down to me just owing the copay.
 
My daughter still hasn't weaned and I don't have a large stash of breastmilk saved up

Or, you could invent a way to make your baby invisible! Er, and inaudible. And untouchable. But on the plus side, you could make billions off the patent when you're done.

I offered to come, but I think she wants to get this done and have a chance to recover on her own with her husband.

Understandable. And good on you for being attentive to what she wants and needs rather than your own desire to be there for her.

The one thing that she hangs onto is that she got pregnant almost immediately after they began trying. She wants to start as soon as possible once she can and she has the doctor's ok.

Fingers crossed, eh.
 
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