Where will Gary the Golden Garden Gnome be when the world ends, in other words, what

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is Garyism's Apocalypse? In Garyism, it is believed that while Gary the Golden Garden Gnome is not the Creator - that role is for the Flying Spaghetti Monster - , he has a knack for fiddling in other major religion's books, thus appearing in stories in the Bible, although hardly noticeable, like when the bush burned, it was actually Gary's pipe that set it alight when he stumbled over his own drunken feet.

But the world is bound to end one day. Will Gary have a hand in that as well, or will he mysteriously disappear ?
 
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