We were at the beach for the week, I walked upstairs and washed my hands because I'd just come inside and they were talking about Michael Jackson. I thought it was strange, but didn't realize why until I sat down on the couch and my brother turned around and said "Guess what? Michael Jackson's dead."
And then we all were trying to figure out how long ago it had happened.
I woke up turned on the tv and said, "WOW, wacko jacko is dead huh"? Then proceeded to jerk off to some internet porn, then turned off tv and went back to sleep!
Having drinks with a few friends and it came on the TV at the bar, that MJ was being rushed to the hospital. A few moments later he was gone. We had a few in his remembrance