when's the last time you got laid?

cutie bug

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Don't remind me of that encounter

't was in a nice trendy restaurant in Glasgow I'll have you know. G1 postcode and all that :snooty:

So, the first time you met this chap, which was in a trendy city centre eatery, you offered him his hole.

Were you even formally introduced or was he just sitting at a nearby table, quietly eating his mousse.
 
We worked for the same company and we'd been to the same party the week before

You're making it sound like I'm easy :snooty:


edit: and it was profiteroles he was eating, with chocolate sauce, which I smeared over his face
 
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