when mermaid poo does it look like a gold fishes poo long and stringy?

[big head]

what about a whale poo
where do you think it comes out of are you kidding

 

[cacophony]

mermaids can't poo because mermaids are too gorgeous, and they are bulimic so they just puke that shit right up.

 

[Jareth's Trousers]

Nope. Mermaids poop out sparkly stars.

Whales poop out whole new ecosystems.

 

[Katey]

Where does the poo come out of?

 

[funnyman]

yes it at actually does look like goldfish Shit but its a little more fat and longer I know cause my friend is a mermaid
just don't ask me how I saw it, it was very desturbing
*shuters in the corner