When in history do you think the "F" word would be appropriate?

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I asked this before and had a lot of fun...I'm hoping for some new creative answers.Here is my personal top ten, can you add to it?10) "What the *&%# was that?" ~Mayor of Hiroshima9) "Where did all these *&%#ing indians come from? ~Custer8) "Come on, any *&%#ing idiot could understand that!" ~Einstein7) "It does so *&%#ing look like her!" ~Picasso6) "How the *&%# did you work that out?" ~Pythagoras5) "You want what on the *&%#ing ceiling?" ~Michaelangelo4) "I don't suppose it's gonna *&%#ing rain." ~Joan of Arc3) "Scattered *&%#ing showers my foot!" ~Noah2) "I need this parade like I need a *&%#ing hole in my head!" ~JFK1) "Aw, c'mon, who the *&%# is going to find out?" ~Bill ClintonI'm looking for humorous quotes, people.
 
When obama got elected (selected) and when he got sworn in. And then when he put off a ball honoring war heros on inaguration day.
 
"There's no *&%#ing way this ship will sink!" ~Makers and captain of the Titanic. :)
 
Im tired of sittin in the back of tha * $#%& bus - Rosa ParksSeriously, who tha * $#%& throws a shoe?? - G. W BushWho tha * $#%& told you to eat the fruit??? HUH???- Adam (Adam and Eve)The * $#%& it did!!!- RipleyCause I * $#%& said so that's why!!!-Simon* $#%&in fahgs - Pac-manNever liked * $#%& apples anyways...-Bill Gates
 
Heads are gonna f---ing roll...Anne BoleynWhere the f--- is all this water coming from...Captain of the TitanicGet me the f--- outta here...Apollo 13 crewDon't f---ing eat that shi-...Adam, to EveDon't make me f---ing come back here...Gen. Douglas MacarthurI'm gonna f--- you up...David, to GoliathMother f---er!!!...Flight director, NASA during Columbia missionF--- a duck...Walt DisneyDon't f--- up...Bush, to ObamaMrs. Robbins, I just learned how to say F---...Me
 
If one more citizen complains about the *&%#ing dust in this city, I'm gonna .... ...............mayor of PompeiiYeah, well I *&%#ed your brains out, top that!! .... Anne Boleyn, to Henry VIII
 
"The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of 'F' ing ideas." My own creation!!!.
 
I did not have f==king sexual relations with her- Bill ClintonGeorge Bush doesn't give a f==k about black people- Kanye WestF==king free at last free at last- MLKAn eye for a f==king eye only ends up making the whole world blind.- GandhiA person who never made a f==king mistake never tried anything new.- Albert Einstein
 
When Jeffery Dohmer opens up his freezer and says "F%&# ! looks like I'm having Chinese for dinner again."
 
"AAARRGH! My f**king eye!" - King Harold, Hastings, 1066"I think we'd better tell them it was 'Death will come on swift wings for whomsoever disturbs my rest' - No one will believe a curse that just says 'F**k off you tomb-robbing sh*ts!'" - Howard Carter, Valley of the Kings, Egypt, 1923"How f**king close did you say the Russians were?" - Adolf Hitler, Berlin, 29th April 1945"Pull the f**k up or wer'e gonna crash!" - Unidentified Alien, Roswell, 1947"I should have stayed on the f**king bus!" - Buddy Holly, 1958
 
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