When I was a child, I prayed to god for a bike?

[Kyle S]

But I quickly found out he didn't work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness
you're welcome Mel, but you don't have to be rude.
see this is why i can't stand Christians. Everyone else takes it as a joke and laughs about it because they know it's not serious in any way.

But you guys are so high and mighty that you can't even laugh at yourself once in a while, God didn't put you here to be a buzzkill.

 

[SavedBYGrace]

What are you doing as an adult? Hopefully you do not spend your time mocking him, it's going to sting you in the end. Happy Atheist Day!

 

[vince]

If God isn't going to stop Genocide's in Africa he is not going to give your little bike. But I hope it was a nice bike lol, can't argue with results, you did get what you prayed fo!

 

[Mia]

you have now aced christianity well done, you can become a preacher on TBN

 

[Selar]

lol, that is very funny thank you.
ROFL

 

[Reneenay]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! you should be a comedian

 

[Edward O]

If you pray to win the lottery, but don't, will you rob a bank then ask for forgiveness?

 

[jojojubi]

Jas 4:3 Ye ask, and receive not, because ye ask amiss, that ye may spend [it] in your pleasures.

 

[Free Stuff in 2012]

Nice. not a question, but nice.

 

[mel]

Thanks for sharing that stupid story with us.

 

[popeyewooly]

now, that was funny.