When do you really eat on your few dates?
I know from experience that when we eat to much or to fast that we all get gassy. Getting gassy on dates is NOT something I want to go through. I am sure no one wants to have to let one go because you eat to much. Some of these places where the portions are so freaking big that if you eat it all you have to dump it right away....... that always sucks. There is do doubt that being unconformable trying not to pass gas while searching for an excuse to go the bathroom for an undermined amount of time for what could be a disaster waiting to happen.
I don't know about you but I don't think it is very cool to know if my date had to go and take a S**T. I say S**T because I am a man and that is how a man would be expected to speak. And a girl you are thinking about touching all over with parts of your body that is Very sensitive to smell and taste eats a big meal and has to go S**T..... gross! Worse than gross.... TURN OFF.
I am also sure a female thinks about the same thing .... so I am sure that she feels the same way.
IN FACT TWICE. AND yes the nasty was nasty.. in both the smell and taste. The first time I just rode it out. It was both of us so she was also had to deal with it too. The Second time it was just her so I told her we should shower so we can really enjoy this. After she blew me off a couple of times and would not return my calls, I offended wounder if she knew it was because she was not clean enough to leave a good lasting memory.
So when do you go and eat yourself in to a unfeasible Gassy stage when you know there could be a happy happy joy time to come?
This might explain why girls only order a salad and don't even finish it. Is that the signal for she wants a piece of you?
I know from experience that when we eat to much or to fast that we all get gassy. Getting gassy on dates is NOT something I want to go through. I am sure no one wants to have to let one go because you eat to much. Some of these places where the portions are so freaking big that if you eat it all you have to dump it right away....... that always sucks. There is do doubt that being unconformable trying not to pass gas while searching for an excuse to go the bathroom for an undermined amount of time for what could be a disaster waiting to happen.
I don't know about you but I don't think it is very cool to know if my date had to go and take a S**T. I say S**T because I am a man and that is how a man would be expected to speak. And a girl you are thinking about touching all over with parts of your body that is Very sensitive to smell and taste eats a big meal and has to go S**T..... gross! Worse than gross.... TURN OFF.
I am also sure a female thinks about the same thing .... so I am sure that she feels the same way.
IN FACT TWICE. AND yes the nasty was nasty.. in both the smell and taste. The first time I just rode it out. It was both of us so she was also had to deal with it too. The Second time it was just her so I told her we should shower so we can really enjoy this. After she blew me off a couple of times and would not return my calls, I offended wounder if she knew it was because she was not clean enough to leave a good lasting memory.
So when do you go and eat yourself in to a unfeasible Gassy stage when you know there could be a happy happy joy time to come?
This might explain why girls only order a salad and don't even finish it. Is that the signal for she wants a piece of you?