No, it's more like the Seven Dwarfs.
Glenn Beck is Dopey.
Bill O'Reilly is Grumpy.
Mike Huckabee could be Doc, he might be a Doctor of Divinity.
Geraldo Rivera is Sneezy, and you can guess why.
Greta Van Susteren is Sleepy, at least she makes me feel sleepy.
Compared to some of these guys, Shepard Smith is Bashful.
But who would be Happy? Julie Banderas. She's the one person on that network who makes me feel happy.
