here's mine:
10. playful
9. smarter than otters
8. don't have to shave down there
7. don't eat plankton (suck it whales)
6. can be named Eric (suck it whales)
5 look cool smoking a cigarette (suck it whales)
4. nice reputation
3. good language skills with other dolphins (suck it whales)
2. mammal
1. good listener (suck it whales)
10. playful
9. smarter than otters
8. don't have to shave down there
7. don't eat plankton (suck it whales)
6. can be named Eric (suck it whales)
5 look cool smoking a cigarette (suck it whales)
4. nice reputation
3. good language skills with other dolphins (suck it whales)
2. mammal
1. good listener (suck it whales)