What's your favourite Woody Allen line / scene ?

[tootuncommon69]

There are so many. One I always remember is from 'Take the Money and Run'.
He's outside a jewellers using a tool to cut a perfect circle of glass out of the window, without setting of the alarm. He successfully achieves this then just walks off with the piece of glass.

Another funny scene from from 'Bananas' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgOxqwVd5Z8&feature=related

 

[hughjasspatsfan]

I heard that the part was wrote for Mia Farrow but erm well things didn't work that way

 

[Serena <3]

Favourite Movie? Probably Manhattan but I'll watch all of them from around that period.

This is from Annie Hall...
"A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hanRAB is a dead shark."

and Manhattan Murder Mystery..
"I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland."

 

[TydusArandor]

I completely agree with that, that period for me was the best.

 

[jadziakl]

Play It Again Sam - probably my favourite Woody Allen film.

There's a scene where he gives Linda (Diane Keaton) a birthday present.

Allan (WA) - Here, I got you a present because it's your birthday.

Linda - How'd you know?

Allan - Well, you mentioned the date and I remembered because it's the same day my mother had her hysterectomy.

Also has the great line

No, my parents never got divorced, although I begged them to.

 

[R.I.P. Michael Jackson <3]

That one's full of laughs. I always remember the scene in his apartment when his frienRAB come over prior to a double date and he says(paraphrasing):

"I gotta cut down on the scotch. I'm nearly up to a quart a day!", then chokes as he takes a sip.

 

[Macaveli]

"So long, Suckers!"

Bananas (1971)

 

[QueenOfChaos]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-RKFewOetc&NR=1

Ejaculation scene...classic.

 

[♥Emiiz WiiFey♥]

I think that entire scene in his apartment is absolutely brilliant.