What's your favourite STD

[Summit]

God of mushrooms.

 

[Bullets From Tears]

Lice. I like the pant pets idea.

 

[toocladashis]

You prefer crabs, Shirley.

 

[Honest but harmless]

My aforementioned reprobate sibling contracted a dose before he went into jail, like.

He had to get treated for it inside. Oh how I lolled when he told me about the little umbrella device being pushed into his third eye, extended and pulled out again.

I'm still chuckling to myself as I type this.

 

[Clare F]

That hurts you bastard. :angry: I've experienced that procedure first hand. :dabs:

 

[Força Brasil]

Oooooo.... Do tell!

 

[Palmtree Panic]

Double chuckle. Thanks for sharing mate.

 

[skf]

Oooooo.... Do tell!

A large Mauritian man gently lifted my nuts, whilst sporting a friendly smirk. Then he proceeded to jab what can only be described as a cactus down my japseye.

kthxbai. :emo:

 

[Wilko]

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