Whats your favorite Joke?!?!?

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nice pic and mines okay theres a blonde a brunette and a red head stuck stranded on a island with a island far a way so they say there gunna swim there to civilization k. so the red hed swims a third of the way gets tired and drowns, then the brunette swims a quarter of the way then gets tired and drowns then the blonde swims half way gets tired and swims back to the island. lol cantact me at my email i also have a myspace go there and type my email
 
Hmmm probably:

Jesus walked into a motel with two board's in his hands and said to the guy at the front desk ''hey bud do you think you could put me up for the night?''

Haha gets me everytime.
 
Haha okeyy:

Once, there was a kindergarden teacher telling her kids how it was impossible for someone to be swallowed whole by a whale. One girl raised her and and said, "That's not true! Jonah was swallowed by the whale!" The teacher then replied, "That was made up." The little girl then said, "Well when I go to heaven I'm going to ask him." The teacher then asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" "Then you ask him" said the little girl.
Haha :]]]
 
Anything Chuck Norris! When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool he doesn't get wet the water gets chucked. OR: Chuck Norris once killed a bird by throwing him off the cliff. They are great non offensive jokes!
 
There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
She had so many children......her uterus fell out
 
Oh ok this one is going to kill you. It's so funny I laugh out loud every time it's like the best joke on the planet!! Ok so here it goes:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

(now is the hilarious part!!)

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!

AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH XD
 
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