What's your favorite joke form Airplane movie?

[tiger_scourges]

Mine's Lloyed Bridges
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking"
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking"
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines"
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue"

 

[Angus Beefhart]

Don't call me Shirley & Do we have clearance Clarence?

 

[dingdong]

the whole cockpit scene!!!!!!!

 

[LedHead]

"Surely, you can't be Serious!"

Ans:

"Yes! And don't call me Shirley!"