What's the worst film ever made?

Oh and Jackassfan is 100% right about Queen of the Damned. WTF? Who cast that twanny Stuart Townsend as Lestat? His performance was just achingly bad. Thank GOD he got the boot from Viggo's Aragorn part or the Rings trilogy would have been a pile of poo too.
 
Airplane!

That is the mother of all spoof movies. It's a gem, a classic, cheesy and most definitely 80's.
I can't believe that somebody could class it as one of the worst films ever, when there are just so many others.
 
Surely the only reason that no-one has mentioned 'Waterworld' so far is that everyone has blanked it from their memory to avoid emotional scarring.....
 
I agree the first time i watched that film i wondered what the point of it was...however, i would like to watch it again as i feel i may have missed something first time round and would appreciate it more. Having said that if it didnt work for me the 2nd time then i wouldnt try again!
 
Are you serious?.

Rosebud was his sledge....

The POINT being that for all his power,wealth and glory,Kane above all pined for his childhood and something innocent,pure....

Kane was therefore for all his power and glory,an empty figure...

(actually Rosebud was the pet-name of William Randolph Hearst's---the inspiration for Kane--mistress's clitoris.....lol....true...)
 
ST2 was pants, although not the worst sequel ever, I'd give that to The Hidden II, The Hidden was a classic 80s sci-fi/action movie, the sequel was the biggest was of my time ever, there are also many straight to video and made for TV efforts, however I just don't waste my time with them.
 
Oh, it really is!

Some select 'highlights' of its sheer rubbishness:

- The start of the film features the main characters driving down a nondescript road, in silence, for around 10 minutes. Nothing. Blooming. Happens.

-The script contains such brilliant lines as: "The woman is all we want. The others must die. They all must die. We do not even want the woman!" PLUS:

Cult member 1: "But Manos would not approve! The law of Manos exists for us only!"
Cult member 2: "Manos loves women! She will grow up to be a woman!"
Cult member 1: "She may."

- The whole thing was shot on a camera that didn't record sound, so several people had to dub the voices of the characters after the event (meaning that the young girl sounRAB like a guy putting on a really high pitched voice)

- Moths and flies regularly fly past the camera lens

-There are regular long pauses between lines. Either the actors didn't know their lines, or they were adlibbing them. Badly. :D
 
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