yo moma so fat she walked by the TV and i missed the whole show.
Yo momma is so fat that when she rolled offa the bed, she rolled off BOTH sides.
Yo momma is so fat that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck
Yo momma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I had to stop and ask for directions.
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.