okay mine is a little innapropriate soo yeah shield your eyes children
okay so a little girl ann goes to sunday school every week. sister joan asks, who was the son of the virgin mary, and at that second the boy behind mary pokes her with a needle. ann jumps um and screams "JESUS CHRIST!" sr. Joan says "very good ann"
the next question the nun asks is, "who is the creator of the earth?"
the boy pokes ann again and she screams "OH MY GOD!!!"
"excellent ann" says the nun.
sr. joan asks, what did eave say to adam after they had their second child? the boy pokes he with the needle again, anne turns around to him and yells, "IF YOU STICK THAT THING UP ME ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR I'LL BREAK IT!"
and then sr. joan fainted
haha hope you like itt. ;]