What's the funniest joke in the world in English?

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From that episode of Monty Python's flying circus, some guy comes up with the funniest joke in the world, but the only time it's said out loud is in German. Does anyone have any idea what it is in English?
Also, the joke:

"two hunters are in the woods and one accidentally shoots the other, he calls the police and they ask him to make sure he's dead, theres a loud bang and the hunter says to the police "ok he's dead, now what?""

was proven by other scientist to be universally funny, but wasn't actually the joke from the episode.
 
One day, Jesus and the 12 disciples were golfing. Jesus hit a one-iron off the tee. The ball flew about 300 yards, and was bouncing toward the rough. A rabbit ran out, grabbed the ball in it's teeth and dashed toward the green, but there was a water hazard in the way. An eagle swooped down and grabbed the rabbit in its talons. Just as it flew over the green, the eagle clinched down on the rabbit, the rabbit released the ball, and it fell down and down. It bounced once, caromming off the back of a ladybug and dropped into the cup. A hole in one!
Judas poked Mark in the ribs and shook his head, frowning. "Is this guy gonna play golf or screw around all day?"
 
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