When Farah Faucett got to heaven god approached her. He said Farah, I'm so sorry to have had to bring you to me but it is all part of my master plan. Is there anything i can do to make your passage into the next world any easier?
Farah looked at god and said "my lord, I do not spite you for your actions, the only thing i wish for is the safety of boys and girls around the world"
So, god killed Michael Jackson.
Seriously though, there are benefits from Michael Jackson's death. Mc'Donalds, for instance, is making a burger in his honor. It's going to consist of 50 year old meat stuffed into 10 year old buns.
In other news, since his face is 99% plastic, he is being melted down into LEGO blocks, so the kids finally have a chance to play with HIM.
Ill be here all week folks
