What's the difference between Jesus and a painting?

[Adam & Steve]

It takes only one nail to hang a painting.
Q. What did the Roman soldiers say to Christ as they were nailing him to the cross?
A. Cross your legs we only have one nail left"
Jesus walks into a hotel, tosses three nails on the front desk and says, "Hey, can you put me up for the night?"

 

[Carter Boy]

Galatians 6:7 (King James Version)

7Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap

 

[David H]

Careful with those jokes. They're antiques.

 

[rosie]

XD ha! Now tell the one about the nuns who thought the begger was a blind leper.

 

[CathRun]

I am now looking over my shoulder for the lightening bolt because I laughed.

 

[cayK]

you cocksucker motherfucker!

 

[Gabriel Ali]

Ahem....they're original, you sad pathetic troll.

 

[vr95]

There is no difference. Both were created from mans imagination

 

[link955]

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(I can hear the keyboard noises from the report monkeys all the way over here)

 

[Lawlercopter]

The painting is real.