My cat's been pissing me off recently.
I've been feeding the cat bacon the last week to fatten it up.
I'm not cruel I just enjoy a nice cat dinner sometimes; only normal.
Make it nice and tender by beating it with a stick multiple times, and then season and make a delicious stew for your family, without telling them what it is.
LOL!!!! i have a cat that pisses everywhere..... she just pissed on my 700 dollar comforter on my bed..... now guess wut???? my mom says we can never ever get a dog just because she doesn't want to go through it again if the dog does that. btw the cat is 18 years old in human years...... so its a old cat. lol...... poor u and poor cat...
