whats the best joke you know?

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What do you get when you cross a joke and the P&S section?
The wrong result I'm afraid.
 
Okay this is one of my favorites:

One day George Bush, Osama bin laden and Sarah Pallin were in a lift. Bush had a gun with two bullets in it. He then shot Sarah Pallin twice.
 
Stupid but,


How do you make a tissue dance?



Answer: put a little boogie in it.
 
OK, so there's this fly hovering above a lake. There are two bass in the lake. One of the bass says to the other, "That fly's gonna come down to the water to get a drink, and when he does, I'm gonna get him." So the other bass is like alright, cool. Meanwhile, there are two bears on the bank. One of the bears says, "When that fly goes down to the water, that bass is gonna jump, and when it does, I'm gonna get us a good meal." So the other bear is like, cool, go for it. Behind the bears, there are two hunters. One of the hunters says, "When that fly goes down to the water, and that bass jumps, that bear is gonna try to get the bass, and when he does, I'm gonna shoot him." So the other hunter agrees and everything. Behind the hunters is a couple of mice. One of the mice says, "When that fly goes down to the water, and that bass jumps up, and that bear tries to get that bass, that hunter is gonna shoot, and when he does, that cheese is gonna fall out of his pocket and give us a good meal." So, the other mouse is all psyched and stuff. Behind all of this, there's a single cat. The cat's been watching, and he's thinking, "When that fly goes down, and that bass jumps, and that bear tries to get that bass, and that hunter shoots that bear, and that mouse goes for the cheese, I'm gonna go for the other mouse and get a good meal." So the fly goes down to the water, the bass jumps and gets the fly, the bear tries to grab the bass but falls in the water, the hunter shoots the bear in the rear, the mouse gets the cheese that falls out of his pocket, and the cat jumps for the mouse, but overjumps and falls in the lake. The moral of this story? When the fly goes down, the pussy gets wet.
 
what do you call a bunch of black people rustling in the leaves?
- rasin bran

hahahahahhahah
 
There is a bear and a rabbit in the woods. The rabbit asks the bear how he doesn't get doo doo in his fur when he poops. So bear grabs rabbit and wipes his butt with him. Ta Daa! *applause*
 
Why was six afraid of sevennn?
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CUZ SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE!
Haah, that still gets to me yo.
 
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