whats the best joke you have ever heard?

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A Carpark!!!... Fabulous
 
Well apart from Leah M's joke and the one now posted above this one I have never seen such lame Jokes, look yappers these were meant to make YOU 'belly laugh, if they did then you are sad people, now this is what you call a GOOD joke.....

A young man started his first job on a building site, and half way through the morning he asked the guy he was working with where the toilet was, and was told, at the bottom of the garden of the house where they were working, and so off he toddled to the toilet, now as this was in the days before 'mobile toilets' were about, this one was just a hole in the ground with a wooden bar that you sit on to take a dump, well time passed and the guy that told him where the toilet was, was beginning to get concerned but he left it another half hour before he decided to investigate his disappearance, and when he got there he found the young man fishing about the bottom of the hole with a stick, so he asked what the hell he was doing and the young man explained, well I took my jacket off and hung it an the bar you sir on and it fell into the hole, well said his mate it won't be any good now its been in amongst all that crap, and the young man said, I'm not worried about the jacket its just that my sandwiches are in the pocket
 
Two old people are in an old people's home and one night they get it together in the broom closet. The old boy gets really excited and rips the woman's bra off, she says "Oh careful young man, I've got acute angina" and he says "That's good coz you've got horrible tits"
 
Murphy was sitting in his living room when a knock came on his door, on answering he was met by a Japanese man, can I help ye said Murphy. I am Wong, I am your new neighbour, I have called to say hello and be good neighbour, come in says Murphy, would you like a cup of tea? ahso replies the Jap. while having tea the Jap says ah Murphy I like your Vallpaper very beautiful, my voom very same as your voom, how many rolls of vallpaper you buy for this voom.. How many rolls of Wallpaper said Murphy, oh twelve. Ah dank you dank you said the Jap, and he left.. Two weeks later Mr Wong returns to Murphys house.. Murphy opens the door, what do you want now he asks the Jap.. Ah Murphy you very bad man, I come here to be good neighbour, My house same size as yours. I ask you how many rolls of Vallpaper you buy for your voom, you say twelve.. Well I buy twelve rolls of Vallpaper for my voom and I got four rolls left... That's right says Murphy, so do I
 
During a meeting in the White house Condoleezza Rice announces that 3 Brazilian soldiers have been killed in Afghanistan,
George Bush's face turns pale as he asks "exactly how many is 3 Brazilian" ?
 
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