Whats the Best Joke ever told? Bonus for an original.?

[Nick E]

Whoever tells the best joke gets best answer. I don't care what kind it is, long as its not dumb bonde.
I'll start I guess:

Her Side of the Story:
He was in an odd mood Sunday night. We planned to meet at a bar for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it.

The conversation was very slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure. So anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he didn't say it back or anything.

We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV. Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed. Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted, so afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else.

His Side of the Story:

The Yankees lost. Got laid though

 

[Martin S]

Its called the aristocrats look it up

 

[Naruto]

Superman is flying around one day and he's feeling kinda horny.

So when he finds Batman sitting on top of a building, he drops down to ask him where is the best place to get laid. Batman proceeds to tell him that Wonder Woman is a great lay. Superman then tells him that he couldn't do that to her because they have been best friends for too long. Disappointed, Superman flies away.

Superman then sees Spider-man swinging around and flies next to him while he's swinging and asks him who has the best piece of a**. Spider-man tells him that he hears Wonder Woman’s a** is good & tight and tells him to look her up. Disgruntled, Superman takes to the air again.

Then suddenly Superman notices Wonder Woman lying in a field, naked & eagle spread. He thinks to himself, “Now, I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I can be in and out of that so fast she'll never know what hit her“. So, he flies down, does his business and in 4 seconds he's back in the air flying away.

Wonder Woman looks up and says "What was that?"
Invisible Man says: "I don't know but my a*s hurts!"