Whats some of the funny shit you've HEARD thus far in GTA IV?

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Kunmui

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the pedestrians say some funny stuff - and the radio is just fucking hilarious.
provides plenty of lols.

"Theres...robots in the...drinking water!"
 
Lots of good shit.. I wish Lazlo's Radio 2.0 show were longer.

Hispanic hotdog vendor: Listen guy. Your name is Lazlo? You make fun of me and your name is Lazlo? Thats a clown name, mang.
 
On a mission with Packie and his friend I set the controller down for 5 minutes and out of nowhere one of Packie's friends says "You, me, in a dark cell. What do you say?"

I was like
 
I love when you fail a mission more than once and restart it Niko says "Fuucck this shit." in such an exasperated tone it captures exactly how I feel.
 
One time I went into a burger shot, and the guy was like "welcome to burga shot, MOTHAFUCKKKAA" and then when i left he was like "come back soon, MOTHAAFUCKKAAA"
 
Also after I honked at this black guy he told he to shut the fuck up. then he paused and said "Wait..ah shit, my short term memory is fucked up" then turned around and went the other direction and leaned against a wall.
 
came in here to mention the lazlo and the hotdog vendor
hilarious

"why are you guys allways friend?
""what do you mean you guys?"

oh and
"where are you from ?"
"central america" haahahah
 
The right wing radio guys says something about only needing to here "3,2,1, ... Launch that's the sound of The United States launching it's missle into to some asshole country's mouth"
 
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