What's a good way to convince my girlfriend to have sex with me?

[Dylan]

I was thinking I could tell her I'm dying. Not only would she give it up, but I wouldn't have to find another excuse for why I'm leaving. She could just think I'm dead. Suggestions?

 

[kady]

wow. you clearly need some help. What's sad is that your asking random people over the internet that you don't even know this question.

 

[jvel.]

hahaha! nice oneee. she might not believe it tho..

 

[Nicole]

Your pathetic.

 

[Erin]

your terrible. break up w/ her and go get a hooker. you get sex and get to leave w/o an excuse.

use protection.

 

[Cierra.]

Lol. Well the last thing you want to do is peer pressure her. Wait until she's ready, because maybe she feels she isn't ready yet. It will happen, just be patient.

 

[Nessie Black]

NO WAY! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! Do u WANT to get her pregnant?!

 

[Samii Dodger_x]

'im a pathetic c*nt and i wanna shag you cause im desperate'

 

[lovestruck07]

wow. i would hate to be your gf.

 

[kyle]

Geez, desperate much? Just go buy a hooker or something.

 

[turner25]

ur sick! get a hooker or a an easy girl