Lol. I am not sure you can suck up to concentration camp guards. Once you are in a concentration camp, you are seen as the crap that they have labeled you to be. Why would the guards be nice to one piece of crap over another?
Based on your question, I don't think you and your family will be doing any sucking up, more along the lines of sucking. If you are not happy here, go back to where ever you came from.
Night by Elie Weisel...Tells the story of surviving 5 years in Auschwitz.
All my American friends are trying to immigrate to Canada...It's like America just no guns and free health care