Whatever happened to "sex, drugs, and rock n' roll"?

[Eye have you!]

Now everything is so boring and politically correct, and everyone goes through ridiculous lengths so they don't "offend" anyone.
Nobody parties anymore. It's so bad I think they're going to start piss testing for adrenaline in the workplace. "This looks a little cloudy. Have you been having fun on the weekend?"

 

[Livin the dream]

People still party now, you just aren't looking in the right places.

 

[Missy-A]

Not I.

I have lost track on the number of times I've been suspended.

I still haven't washed my mouth with soap.