What You Want May Not Be What You Want

trill dill

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My dear Bill is a wonderful man, loving husband, doting father,
attorney respected by bench and bar. BUT he is a kitchen troglodyte.
His cooking forays have been recounted here: his omelet sofa cushion,
the eggs over canned hash, eating pork'n'beans out of a can over the
kitchen sink, etc. I carefully avert my eyes. I mean, he *likes* this
stuff, so as long as he doesn't expect me to eat it, whatever floats
his boat, right?

But he does like good food. He just doesn't know how to make it. Or
often doesn't actually know what a dish is *called* He'll get close,
but that only works with horseshoes and dynamite. He asked me once if
I knew how to make Salisbury steak, 'cause he really likes Salisbury
steak. Well, yeah. In my lexicography, "Salisbury steak" is ground
beef patties sauteed with onions, mushrooms, spices, stock and results
in cooked patties in gravy. He looked at the dish and was dumbfounded.
His mother made a dish with round steak cooked to death with tomatoes
and called it Salisbury steak. Bill claims this must be the right
recipe, because his mother was from Baltimore MD and Salisbury MD is
right up the road, ipso facto... go try to argue with a lawyer. We've
been to this rodeo before, but the latest semantic had to do with
strudel/streusel/cobbler. Now, I'll admit that there is a world of
words out there that cover a dish that is pretty much just a cobbler
with more or less topping, done upside down or right side up. Cobbler,
crisp, Betty, pandowdy, slump, grunt, it's all a fruit dish with
dough. But a *strudel* is a whole 'nother critter that doesn't bear a
resemblance to cobbler other than that the fillings are similar.

So, imagine his surprise when he asked for a strudel and *got* a
strudel but *expected* a cobbler. This rodeo is going to have
to buy color photographs.

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd

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"Terry Pulliam Burd" My dear Bill is a wonderful man, loving husband,
doting father,
LOL. Thank you, Terry. Mr. Esther's next wife is going to have a real
challenge to cook his favorites. He sometimes asks for 'red beans and
stuff'. Another favorite is 'biscuits and stuff'. The stuff for this one
includes crumbled browned sausage, grated cheese and a hefty sprinkle of
smoky paprika. Polly
 
Terry Pulliam Burd wrote:


Yep, that's what I call "Salisbury steak" as well.


I call that "Swiss steak" and most everyone I know calls it the same.
 
On Sat, 16 Apr 2011 19:22:52 -0700, Terry Pulliam Burd
wrote:


There's this new fangled thing called a computer and Google images
come in color, but I wonder if his mother's version of a cobbler was
made with a phyllo crust?

You're a patient woman, Mrs. Burd. :)

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Terry Pulliam Burd wrote:


Rotfl! Smacking him being j/nghlm. Check in mail to Mr. Bill for
confusing skinny a** in time for annual St. Froghop Thrkpt Racing. Hah!

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"Always in a jam, never in a stew; sometimes in a pickle."
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He sounds charming in an irritating sort of way. As long as he doesn't go
buts or twery when he gets what he thinks is the wrong thing. He may have
Kitchen Tourette's.
 
Terry Pulliam Burd wrote:


When I was a kid I used to get Swiss Steak and Salisbury Steak confused
too. My mom made both. I think they're dishes you don't see much anymore?
 
Terry Pulliam Burd wrote:

-snip-

Since Dr. Salisbury is a home boy and the history of the 'steak' is
interesting- send him here;
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Salisbury

[and in spite of all that-- I always feel cheated when I get a
Salisbury steak because I think it ought to be . . well, steak.]



Hehe. Gotta know your audience. When I'm gone I wonder what my
wife will get when she asks for 'Smushed chicken'. [she gets something
resembling chicken parm, now.]

Jim
 
Terry Pulliam Burd wrote:

But you posted a great strudel recipe - many thanks for that! (Tell
Bill I live in a Baltimore 'burb
and used to live on the way to Salisbury!)
 
On 16-Apr-2011, Terry Pulliam Burd wrote:


Wikipedia tells us "Salisbury steak was invented by an American physician,
Dr. J. H. Salisbury 1823?1905), and the term "Salisbury steak" was in use in
the USA from 1897." So Salisbury MD has no better chance of getting it
right than Media PA does.
However, find a Swiss Steak recipe that appeals to you (example below) and
make it for him, call it Salisbury Steak and make him happy.

* Exported from MasterCook *

Swiss Steak

Recipe By :
Serving Size : 10 Preparation Time :0:00
Categories : Main Dish

Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
-------- ------------ --------------------------------
10 6-ounce each beef bottom round steaks -- (180 g each)
flour for dredging -- as needed
salt and pepper -- to taste
2 ounces oil
1 pound onion -- small dice
3 garlic cloves -- crushed
8 ounces celery
4 ounces flour
5 pints brown stock
6 ounces tomato puree

SACHET:
2 bay leaves
1/2 teaspoon dried thyme
1/2 teaspoon peppercorns -- crushed
8 parsley stems

1. Dredge the steaks in flour seasoned with salt and pepper.

2. Heat the oil in a roasting pan and brown the steaks well on both sides.
Remove the steaks.

3. Add the onions, garlic and celery; saut? until tender.

4. Add the flour and cook to a brown roux.

5. Gradually, add the brown stock, whisking until the sauce is thickened and
smooth. Add the tomato pur?e and sachet.

6. Return the steaks to the braising pan, cover and cook in a 300?F (150?C)
oven until tender, approximately 2 hours.

7. Remove the steaks from the sauce. Discard the sachet. Strain the sauce
and adjust the seasonings. Serve the steaks with the sauce.

Copyright:
"? 2003 by Prentice-Hall, Inc."
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Per Serving (excluding unknown items): 480 Calories; 29g Fat (55.0% calories
from fat); 37g Protein; 16g Carbohydrate; 2g Dietary Fiber; 109mg
Cholesterol; 1339mg Sodium. Exchanges: 1/2 Grain(Starch); 4 1/2 Lean Meat;
1 Vegetable; 2 1/2 Fat.

NOTES : Because MasterCook's Ingredient List may not include all of the
ingredients listed in this recipe, we have displayed the recipe's
nutritional analysis as it appears in the ON COOKING book.

Approximate values per serving: Calories 601, Total fat 26 g, Saturated fat
7 g, Cholesterol 170 mg, Sodium 390 mg, Total carbohydrates 30 g, Protein 61
g, Vitamin A 49%, Vitamin C 12%, Iron 52%

Nutr. Assoc. : 2175 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5432 0 0 0 0 0 0 0



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On Sun, 17 Apr 2011 07:51:31 +0200, "Giusi"
arranged random neurons and said:

"Kitchen Tourette's" - I *love* it! Perfect! Bwahahaaa!

Terry "Squeaks" Pulliam Burd

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On Apr 16, 7:22?pm, Terry Pulliam Burd wrote:

....

Lawyers make their living from parsing documents and pondering the
meanings of words, so ask him to research strudel:

[German, from Middle High German strodel eddy, whirlpool, so called
from the way the pastry is rolled]

Strudels are rolled -- simple as that.
 
On Apr 16, 8:50?pm, "Pete C." wrote:

How about the otherwise productive citizens who confuse "Swiss" with
"Swedish," not to mention Austrian (strudel and schnitzel) with
Australian (Vegemite and Vegemite)?
 
On Apr 16, 10:22?pm, Terry Pulliam Burd wrote:

Does anyone know a cookbook with good pictures? Words for foods can
vary widely. There's a connection between blintzes and blini, but
despite being used as synonyms by some, they're not the same. Kugel
means "ball" or "bullet" in German and "pudding" in Yiddish. You can
have fun with that if you want to.

Jerry
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rights of the vilest and most abhorrent are protected."
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"Terry Pulliam Burd" wrote in message
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The steak with tomatoes sounds like the Swiss steak that my mom used to
make. Luckily she didn't make it very often because I didn't like it at
all. I don't know what kind of meat she used but it was very tough.

My brother made Salisbury steak. There were bread crumbs and probably egg
in the ground beef and it was served with gravy. No onions or peppers but I
have had it this way in one restaurant. They put no filler in the beef
though.

I do remember a story in the Good Old Days magazine about a young man who
couldn't figure out why when he got chicken and dumplings at various houses
where he was working as a farm hand, the dumplings didn't taste like what
his mom and grandma made. When he told his mom of this, she laughed and
told him that what he had been eating at those houses really was chicken and
dumplings. What she and her mom did was took leftover pie crust, cut it in
squares and threw it on top of chicken stew and called it dumplings.

The odd thing is, my MIL once made chicken and dumplings and her dumplings
were made with what I would call pie crust. She rolled it out thin and cut
it in little bite sized squares. Although it was good it in no way
resembles the big fluffy dumplings that I make. My mom never made dumplings
AFAIK.
 
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