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C

Curious One

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1 being not even good
10 being hilarious
Here it is:

So a paratrooper just lands in Germany during World War 2, and he calls and tells his dad about it.

So the boy's like "Well dad at first I was scared, and when it came my turn to jump, I just couldn't do it"

So the dad's like "Well what happened?"

The son then said "Well the Sergeant threatened to make me do 500 push-ups when we landed"

So the dad's like "Well did you jump then?"

The son then replied "No, I was still scared"

The dad then asked "Then what happened?"

The son replied "Well the Sergeant got even more pissed, so he threatened to make me run 25 Miles when we landed"

The dad then asked "Well then did you jump?"

The son then replied "Well, no I was just too scared"

So the dad said "Well then what happened"

The son replied "Well then the Sergeant got more pissed until he couldn't handle it anymore, so then he pulled down his pants, whipped out this 10 inch penis and said "SON IF YOU DON'T JUMP, I'M GONNA STICK THIS UP YOUR ASS"

The dad then said "Well then did you jump????"

The son then said "Well, yeah, a little"
 
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