What would you do if you were stranded on a deserted island?

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R u kidding me? If u r try making a shelter and since u have a labtop just email someone and tell them u need help.
 
Skeet off into a bag or a jar or something and then send it away hoping maybe that if you don't survive your unborn children will. Then after that I would make me some coconut moon shine and live the rest of my life getting plastered, eating all kinds of crab and turtle or whatever you could, and then drinking my own piss. If you stay drunk all the time i'm sure you wouldn't mind the fact that you're eating raw marine life and drinking your own piss. In any case being drunk all the time will make time fly by and maybe.. just maybe you might get rescued. But if not.. you still lived a good life. But hoping that your battery hasn't died out yet check my source for a link to get some help. Hope you make it man. Bring some shine back too tho..
 
where the hell are you getting internet signal from then? and good luck once your battery dies... i suggest whacking it, a LOT. and find something on the island to smoke that will keep you entertained, there has to be plenty of lush-green vegetation that will make you trip balls. good luck son
 
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