I would love to think I would be a selfless and dedicated ruler, writing laws, stamping out abuses of power, carefully planning out my nation's economy and foreign relations and being responsible.....but seriously, I would probably reign as a despot, a tyrant!
That guy looked at me funny-CUT OFF HIS EARS! Oh, by the way, where's my lark tongue soup and why isn't it being presented to me on a solid platinum tray with snow leopard's heads for decoration? Now, line up all the beautiful women in the kingdom, I need another hundred concubines-CHOP CHOP!