...while you were in your car? This very large woman sat on the hood of my car while talking to her other large friends. I don't think she saw me inside the car and that's why she thought it was okay to just sit her fatass on my hood. I'm a very passive and quiet person so I usually let these things happen and keep the anger inside
Plus I was afraid if I honked at her, she'd key my car when I got out to go to class.
What would you have done?

What would you have done?