I would be like, you damn fish! I didn't buy you so you can rip my hats! And I would be like, Yo dog, where did you learn how to play so good? Then I'd be like, hey KITTY! What are you doing playing with the dog, you're supposed to be chasing each other! What, you are eating my food? Get your paws off of my food! That's my chicken! WAIT! MY chicken is talking to me too! It's supposed to be cooked! I want my chicken!