Lol I would probably stan there with my mouth wide open then fall on the ground laughing. Afterward though I would come to my senses and run to help him. Maybe I'd get his number for helping him. xD
lmao!! for one thing robert is ugly and then in a bikini Rofl!! omg im laughing so hard thinking of it. i would go out to my driveway and video tape it oh and lots of picts then sell em and put them all over the internet lol embaresment!! lol love it!!
1. Be in shock. Robert Pattinson outside my window? Eep!
2. Be disgusted. Guys and bikinis don't mix well.
3. Go back into shock and stare with mouth open.
4. Take 5 good pictures.
5. SPRINT outside and talk to him as calmly as possible.