What would you do if you came across a tiger while trekking through the jungle?10pts?

I come upon the tiger who's in front of me. She sees me trying to get up a tree and almost rips off my foot but I'm too fast for her. I then swing on a vine to the next tree and keep doing so until I'm quite a distance away from the tiger! Who gave up the chase after three trees. :)

Of course, in real life and not my imagination something more like this would happen:
I come upon the tiger who's still in front of me. She sees me while I'm still just standing there on the ground (I am stunned), I finally get my wits about me just in time to get up the tree (without one foot though, I wasn't fast enough in reality). I then try to swing over a vine to the next tree, but one of two things happen; one- the vine breaks... two- I don't have enough arm strength to hold on and so I fall to my death either by the blow of hitting the ground, or from being eaten by the tiger! lol!

I definitely prefer my imagination's out come!
 
I come upon the tiger who's in front of me. She sees me trying to get up a tree and almost rips off my foot but I'm too fast for her. I then swing on a vine to the next tree and keep doing so until I'm quite a distance away from the tiger! Who gave up the chase after three trees. :)

Of course, in real life and not my imagination something more like this would happen:
I come upon the tiger who's still in front of me. She sees me while I'm still just standing there on the ground (I am stunned), I finally get my wits about me just in time to get up the tree (without one foot though, I wasn't fast enough in reality). I then try to swing over a vine to the next tree, but one of two things happen; one- the vine breaks... two- I don't have enough arm strength to hold on and so I fall to my death either by the blow of hitting the ground, or from being eaten by the tiger! lol!

I definitely prefer my imagination's out come!
 
Come on guys..put your imagination caps on and lets see what you can all come up with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Best imaginative answer gets the points...
 
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