What would you do if someone called you a gay fish?

i'd call him a purple chunky monkey
then i'd tilt my head
while my eyes slowly become red
and my hair turns white
and my skin turns scaley purple
and the light around us dims
and i slowly inch closer
and say "you wanna repeat that"
slap him around a couple of time
cue the 'scary music'
watch him freak out
reveal to him that he was video taped the whole time
and make it air on mtv
 
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