what would u do if u were fishing and caught a mermaid in your net?

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I would ask her if she knows Madison or Aquamarine, and if she could find me some gold dabloons.
 
I would probably try and hook up with her if she was hot, I'm totally straight, just have a thing for a sexy mermaids...
 
Well if I had a camera that I can take a movie with than I would film her while I asked questions. Than I'd let her go back into the water

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Ask for forgiveness... I mean, can you imagine seeing a delightful-looking meal, and all of a sudden a hook is pulling you by the gum to a land where you can't breath?

Take a picture and send her back.
 
Well I couldnot do her because all she has is a tail.

I'd let her do me then capture her sell, her, or maybe throw her back
 
id ask her what she would like me to do with her. i would def. take pics and stuff and sell those...lol...maybe become her friend
 
I would make a medium sized incision at approximately her crotch region, then I'd stick my meat in there and wiggle it about and pump it like no tomorrow

oh and then i'd cut her up and eat it! f**k yeah
 
First of all you can't do a mermaid! She has no lady parts! She has a fish tail.

And I would ask her questions the throw her back. All that after I got over the initial shock of catching a mermaid!
 
something else, i'd talk to her and see if it's true what they say in aquamarine, if you help a mermaid you get a wish (:
 
I would hold her for ransom and make her merfamily pay me with various buried treasure in the ocean. If they paid, I would give her back, if not, well... I watched all the seasons of The Sopranos.
 
I'd figure all those frequent flier miles I built up as a hippie in the sixties were finally kicking in, but I'd toss her back in and not tell anyone. I've got enough on my plate without having to make a lot of silly explanations to non-believers about why I was net fishing out in the desert in the first place.
 
Say Holy S H I T, un-catch her, talk to her and then let her go and never tell a soul.
 
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