What would Indiana Jones do if he went to McDonald's and got shorted a chicken nugget?

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Use his whip and catch it to a piece of equipment near the ceiling, swing back there on the whip, quickly reach into the nugget tray and pull out the missing nugget and hightail it out of there while the manager and the McEmployees pull out their machine guns and try shooting him but keep missing as he runs through the lobby to the door, and thus he makes it out of there alive, all the while while his theme music is playing the whole time?


What would happen?
 
Dr. Jones would never be in the situation to begin with. He knows how to count his chicken nuggets before leaving the counter.
 
McDonald's didn't actually exist until the 1940's .. at that point Jones had already recovered the Arc of the Covenant, discovered the Holy Grail, got Hitler's autograph and fathered a child he never knew he had ...

It's like saying Joe DiMaggio eats at Dinky Donuts (Seinfeld) ... you really think Indiana Jones is gonna get his chicken nuggets from a fast food restaurant? Blasphemy!
 
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