What would be a good, funny headline for this article?

[Princess.Drama]

For my english journalism class, I am writing an article on how aesthetic sports are causing bad body image, and are taking away from performances by putting too much focus on make up and hair and such. Can anyone think of a snappy, smart and funny headline for this? Thanks muchly
aesthetic sports- sports where you are judged on performance and not team point scoring and such. Like- gymnastics, dancing, baton twirling, cheer leading, etc.

 

[KGE]

Glowing for the Gold:
when being made up is as important as being warmed up.