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FieryRed

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And your internet connection for starting this silliness...

Anyhoo,

squirells respond well to .22 and bb guns, CO2. I used to get five bucks for everyone I killed at my grandads.

Yes, start the redneck jokes, and fuck off.
 
Step one: steal back bon-bons

Step two: eat every bon-bon (even the ones the squirrel has chewed on)

Step three: contract bubonic plague

Step four: relax
 
No, see. What you do is this: When that squirrel comes back, you leave the window open again... he comes in, you grab him and slap him in the face a few times, screaming obscene things. Then be all like: "YO BEOTCH, I WANT U 2 GET MAH BON BONZ. NOW GO TO DA STO AND GET ME SOME, HO". Then kick his ass out the window. And hope you're like, on the second story of your house... If that's the case, he'll like, die. Hopefully. Then go get yourself some more damn bon bons.
 
When I was five years old or so, I asked my grandma if I could pet a squirrel, and she said it would bite my hand off. So for the next year or so, I was afraid of squirrels. The moral of the story is, squirrels suck.
 
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