what the...?

[cowboysfanstevenson]

yesterday i was all alone eating bon bons, and all of a sudden this squirrel came flying through my window. the bastard stole all of my bon bons and slapped me in the face? what do i do? my pastor said, "All you can do is get on your knees and pray." I have done that, and still no bon bons......

 

[Aphrodite_Mermaid]

go to the store, buy more... close your window... kill the squirrel!

 

[Rebelled Devils]

but the squirrel has an arsenal consiting of horshoes and handgrenades, i doubt he'll miss.

 

[Jan M]

be very careful, squirrels are trickey little critters!

 

[noahfrancis98]

Leave the Window close when you are eating! Don't kill the poor thing...

 

[tx askerrrr]

How the fuck does a squirl have enough sense to slap someone in the face?

 

[lilspaceboy]

you know, i asked myself the same question, but i just ended up slapping myself in the face.

 

[Cleu]

OMFG I hate squirrels. Here at my college in Philly, they like soar out of the trashcans and scare the shit outta you!

On a side note, I poured my water on one of those little bastards today.

Showed him... :tongue:

 

[1alien]

I had a squirrel bite my hand when I was 5. Ever since then, I've hated those things with a passion.

 

[I ♥ The Ramones]

Ok...here's my question....WTF would a squirrel want with bon bons? Are you sure those weren't spiked bon bons you were eating?

 

[riding4life93]

hire a mercenary chicken to hunt down the squirrel and get your bon bons back.

 

[whoaaitsbecky]

This is what I do to squirres when I get shitty at them

www.unitedstatesaction.com/nuke-bomb1.jpg

 

[WishfulThinker]

Squirrels have sweet tooths, good to know.
You do know if you were to fuck with them, they'll send their entire family after you.
And then no more bon bons for you!

Confucious says: Thieves are nothing but rats in disguise.

 

[mekp]

Breaded and fried is a good way to deal with squirrels.

 

[fireflyfan_2008]

Well if you really want to take care of the squirrel then poison seems the best way to handle it. Just leave a poisoned bon bon on the table by the window then laugh maniacally when the squirrel take it and BAM! No more pesky squirrel problem and you get the rest of the bon bons to yourself.