It ALL sounds the same, it's corny as hell, scream-singing sounds bad 100% of the time, headbanging has been scientifically proven an unattractive form of dance, and the associated fashion is irreconcilably ugly. It seems like an art medium so void of emotion, inventiveness and meaning could only emerge from middle-class, urban/suburban white kids with all their basic wants and needs met but simultaneously enormous ignorance of the world around them
The only thing I can imagine is that metalheads find the music exciting for its speed and soulless intensity, and they're able to overlook the cheesy guitar licks and solos and daft sci-fi/fantasy themes.
And it's not like I listen to tame music, either. My favorite band is The Mars Volta, which is easily as or more intense than any metal except its intensity comes not from witless decibels and mere speed but rather from intense emotion, rhythmic, melodic and ambient innovation, vocal versatility, technical proficiency, influences spanning diverse genre's and cultures, etc. Metal all sounds the fucking same.
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So I realize at this point that I have made a huge rant about metal and that anyone who is truly enthusiastic about the genre will probably reply with equal blunt angst, but despite my tone this whole time I'm actually genuinely curious about how metal appeals to people. So feel free to insult me and whatnot, but please set aside an honest explanation from your perspective if that's not too much to ask.
The only thing I can imagine is that metalheads find the music exciting for its speed and soulless intensity, and they're able to overlook the cheesy guitar licks and solos and daft sci-fi/fantasy themes.
And it's not like I listen to tame music, either. My favorite band is The Mars Volta, which is easily as or more intense than any metal except its intensity comes not from witless decibels and mere speed but rather from intense emotion, rhythmic, melodic and ambient innovation, vocal versatility, technical proficiency, influences spanning diverse genre's and cultures, etc. Metal all sounds the fucking same.
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So I realize at this point that I have made a huge rant about metal and that anyone who is truly enthusiastic about the genre will probably reply with equal blunt angst, but despite my tone this whole time I'm actually genuinely curious about how metal appeals to people. So feel free to insult me and whatnot, but please set aside an honest explanation from your perspective if that's not too much to ask.