What stupid stuff did you do as a teen?

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Jenna4eva

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* in year 9 I found out how to blanket email everyone in my school. Got good and suspended because i didn't think it would send it to the teachers.

*Broke a few windows, and such.

*called a teacher "a fucking mole"

*got drunk often.
 
I can't even begin to type all the stupid stuff I did in highschool. So I'll just give a couple.

I missed 85 days the second semester of my Senoir year so I had to do 50 hours of work in 2 days.(had to work on graduation day)

Smoked/drank/fucked/got pill-fucked, in Art 1,2, & 3 through out my high school career. Lost my Art scholarship because I tortured my teacher so much.:sad:

Fucked one of my class-mates Mother...and the whole school found out about it.(she was a MILF at the least)
 
By far the stupidest thing I did as a teen was to mistakenly think that I should give a shit about what the other teens thought of me. They were cruel and I was naive, and it hurt for many many years. I could have spent a lot less time depressed about it if I could have learned then to ignore them.
 
I was a perfect angel up until I was 18. I did have many fights with my closest brother to my age though.

The stupidest thing I did? It all started with this asshole I met online...and my life went wrong ever since. It's getting better though. I should have listened to my Mom. She is a great judge of character.
 
I am a teenager, and luckily, I'm smart enough to not fuck up. I'm already working toward my lifelong career (and loving it). I've been able to keep my virginity so far. I don't follow trends because their trendy. I'm well liked in school. I like myself. Things are working well for me.:D
 
I don't hate "Gunslinger Girls"................ it's a good show.
I hate the Columbine shooters. Earthquakes are ok because it's an "Act of God" but not men shooting men for no reason. I also hate my dad with his gun because he wants to shoot everyone.

In HS, let's see, what the hell did I do in HS?
Hmmmmmm...... I practically hated everyone, except a few.

I was in the "Geek's Mafia" and plotted, with my "friends," an attack on the servers of my school district and caused a 2-day campus-wide computer crash.

I was not involved in any trucks or fire arms or any violent gang activity.

My GPA was 1.83 but eventually got to 2.0 so that I can at least graduate.
I hated my History teacher and my PE teacher because they are openly racist and show racist cartoons in the class. I got them fired by sending an anonymous email to the district chairman.

I sexually harassed (or at least that was how they labeled me) my chemistry teacher, who was EXTREMELY HOT, by asking her out on a date.

I hate my new chemistry teacher (I was forced to switch section), because he's jealous of how brave I am. I am sure this perverted squint eye must have been fantasize how he would get on with her every night.

I hate the vice Principle because she practically hates every student.
I hate the deans because they always try to pretend to be cool and talk to Hot Babes all day long.

I hate American Born Chinese in my school because they tease their own country men who recently immigrated and thinking that they are better than them.

I hate this group of kids calling themselves the "White Power" and harass everyone around. I was happy that one of them got shot in the bathroom He deserves it.

I hate the "Diversity Club" because 50% of the club members are actually racist. They just wanna be in the club so they get to skip school twice every semester for field trips.

I hate nerds. They think they are all the BEST and will go to Harvard and shine.

I wished that there could be an Earthquake centered exactly at my school on on holiday. Well, call me a big fan of earthquakes, but now looking back there are still some good people in that school so not everyone deserves to die.
 
I haven't done anything too insanely crazy. I've smoked and drank and had my moments of pyromania, but really... I haven't done anything outrageous.
 
Still in High School and havent done anything illegal and I'm damn proud of it. I am not against people that are in gangs but I think that it is a bad decision and a bad life choice of course. High School Blows!!!!
 
drugs and pranks, basically.

I did LSD, PCP, shrooms and all kinds of trips.

I put dog shit under a "friend's" front door carpet and he didn't find out where the smell came from for weeks.

I egged houses of people I didn't like.

And I did some shit I don't even want to say in here.

Basically, lots of stupid shit, and I don't regret a thing :thumbsup:
 
I fought nine people whilst drunk and stoned and came out with a broken coccyx.

I don't like to talk about it.

I also tried to rob a local gas station for a "fuckin' litre o cola", but they didn't get the joke so I instead had to flee from law enforcement.
 
I thought I was a total rebel in high school. But, in retrospect, the only thing I did was miss curfew and barely manage to graduate. Although I did do something I think I'll always feel bad about.

My senior year, my social studies teacher lost his son in a tragic accident. He missed the last two weeks of school, and the only reason I even graduated at all was because I told his replacement that I completed one of the required essays, and he gave me a B on it. I never even started it, but he didn't know what was going on, so he just assumed it got lost in all the chaos.
 
As a teenager I'm still doing stupid fun fucked up shit. I still get that restless feeling, like, "I want to do something crazy" or "I'm not living enough." And I'm throwing a wild keg party in a field, pretty soon, so w00t for that! :cool:
 
1. First time I got drunk, I barfed all over my hoodie.
2. From that day foward I only barf when I am not passed out, but I continue to drink after I barf.
3. I tried to go out with a girl who was pregnant, untill I realized how stupid I was.
4. I helped acouple of my friends throw rocks at an old mans truck, it may have cracked a window.
5. I tped a church.
6. I had a missing report out for me when I left a party drunk and got lost.
7. I almost had sex with a girl I was interested in, later learned she was a major whory bitch.

Other than that I'm a good little boy that has never made a mistake in his life. :D
 
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