What sports do not make a good analogy for lovemaking?

[Ntharotep Dragon]

Example - Nothing but net seems like it would be a little insulting...
Or sports terms even...Home Run, Touchdown, Hole in One...

 

[dan_jjb]

Field Hockey - bent sticks and small hard balls just wouldn't do it!

 

[stickIT]

wanna play horse?
*basketball*

 

[hourman50]

All I can think of at the moment is that I wouldn't want to be referred to as the "fastest man alive" in that context....or as a sprinter, even.

 

[rooster_nugget]

fault
foul
2 point conversion
7-10 split
100 meter hurdles

 

[Cesaria Barbarossa]

"Foul ball" (Baseball)

 

[Savage]

NFL terms:
Touchback.
Holding.
Roughing the passer.
Tight end.

 

[Hayden K]

Erm Burger Eating

 

[teechurgye]

Cricket terms....

The word "Googly" should NEVER be used unless you are making love to Dr Seuss. LOL

EDIT: or Ned Flanders

 

[Barbi]

Base Balls

 

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fooseball
handball
poker

 

[Jessica]

Caber tossing.

(that's that Scottish sport where they throw heavy poles)