What sort of test do your local cops make you do when you're stopped?

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A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police. "What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?" asks the cop.

"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."

"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop. "Lets see you do it." The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.

A couple driving by slows down to watch. "Wow," says the driver to his wife. "I'm glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they're giving now!"
 
i smiled a lot......
but not on the joke.......
on the STUPIDITY of the joke.........
 
In my town......the test is simple.

They ask how much money you have in your wallet.

If you have enough.........you pass.
 
He! he! I like that Dodo :)
They use breathalyzer tests here.
They have brought in swabs for drugs
but they are not to common yet, I have
not tried one yet not that I want too.
I think I got caught speeding by a camera
on the way down to Kathwah's. Grrr!
 
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