What shall I do with these golden plates I've found when digging my garden?

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I couldn't read the writing on them at first until I remembered I had some left over 3 D glasses from my recent trip to the cinema. When I put these on I could read the plates perfectly even thought they were couched in 17th century english terms for some reason.

They tell of a great civilisation called the presleyites who used emigrated to these english shores on the death of their leader, Elvisarem. I was then visited by an angel knocking on my door disguised as gas-meter reader.

anyhoo, after much deliberation and study I have translated the plates and have written a book containing the wisdom in them.

but you must all give me ten percent of your income first, oh, and a photograph of your wife or partner.

then I will bury the plates in the council tip called 'cumtommorra'
 
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